MALU day.....

Hai...malu malu...malu (red mario) is always follow by lugi (green luigi)...so guess this wkend i will be lugi.;(

Super,ultra 2 malu incidents today...

1) Malu 1
Early in the morning, receive this email from AG...

{
Hi all,

I have got this electric mug beside the printer. Feel free to use it. Those who are not in the list can use also.

}

Look like an innocent, harmless, friendly email huh??

Wondering what the hack is an electric mug...so i replied all with history...

{
?
What is electric mug?? A mug with electric to use it with the printer??

}

5 sec later...

WC (one of the loud speaker): "Bryan..你在搞笑阿﹖How to use it with printer?? wahaha"
Me: "??? But i really dont know what is an electric mug!"

Everyone start to check email then i started to realise that she actually send to so many people...gosh...i didnt notice that coz most of the time only send to 3 of us in our section...dead meat...and here goes...

*Laughter everywhere*

WC: "Pls go to the printer there and check it out lah."
Me(walking towards printer): "where? where? cant find leh..only a flower pot here"
VY: "noh..its here lah"
Me: "Alamak..this is not mug leh...its an electric kettle"
AG: "Eh..coz its too small to be called kettle mah..so i name it mug..haha"
Me: *pengz*

GW(bdm): "Yes..in order to boil water, everyone pls start printing...coz u gotta use it with printer...haha"
AK: "bryan..today u forget to bring your brain out ah"
*laughter everywhere"

Me: *act innocent* "hee..as usual"

*Above conversation was not the exact words from the person.*


2) Malu 2
This one more jia lat..coz involve other department...aiyo..and the story goes like that..

Chit chating with xiaomei using skype...and suddenly i wrote a simple msg or rather comment which is my biggest mistake made in the company!!

*note* xiaomei wordings must be in red...coz she is real dangerous

Me: "eh..today your neighbour quite cute hor"
Xiaomei: "my neighbour? which one?"
Me: "The one with her hair pin up"
Xiaomei: "she cute ah? pretty?"
Me: *act blur ignoring the question* "U sure u know who i am talking about?"
Xiaomei: "i know your pattern lah"
Me: "my pattern??"

and so blah blah blah...suddenly

Xiaomei: "i tell her u say she cute, she ask me who is bryan??"
Me: "!!!!!!!! Ooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
Me: "Dont sabo me!!!! U really go and tell her??????"
Xiaomei: "yah..i'm ruthless mah!"
Me: *pengz*

and so blah blah blah...suddenly again

Dajie: "Yo...xiao di"
Me: "Yo...da jie"
Dajie: "Want to go pantry and have milo??"
*I starting to be suspicious*
Me: "*surprised*"
Dajie: "y surprised??"
Me: "U never jio me go for milo before mah"
Me: "a trap??"
Dajie: "yah..i trap u mah.."

and so blah blah blah...no more suddenly

Dajie: "So want to go or not?? Its okie if u dont want" <- NOTE: use of reverse psychology. If dont go means dont give face, if go but scared of falling into trap
*thinking..da jie can be trusted lah*
Me: "okie"
Dajie: "seeya in pantry"

*Above conversation was not the exact words from the person.*

With this "okie" reply, I really fall into trap. I should have known that it is this super ultimate sly cum cunning xiaomei who plot the trap. Yet I still gong gong walk into it...alamak!

Taking my own sweet time to walk to pantry innocently, when I step into the pantry..gosh..colleague WP, who i said is cute, is there!!!! And da jie is nowhere to be seen. First thing that came into my mind..死小妹~臭小妹!! Must be her who purposely ask me to come to pantry so can see colleague WP. I try my best to stay cool and calm, collecting my drink. I heard the pantry door open, turn my head, and saw someone I dont wish to see most at this point of time...its 死小妹!! Thinking.."die le lah". All i can do now is to hee hee ha ha..laugh to cover my embarassment. She walk over to colleague WP and started introduce. Orhhhhhhhh noooooo...i can only keep smiling, smiling and smiling. WP looks shy, and from this..i can predict that xiaomei really told her that I said she is cute. Okie..i dont denied she does look cute with hair plaited up..like the girl next door type...she looks pretty cute especially when she blushed...so much cuter than this ultra cunning little xiaomei!!! :P
Is she still single ah?? wahaha;P


Dajie!! where are u?? Help!!! *poof* Da jie really appear le..so i faster talk to da jie non stop..talk anything in the universe...and maybe WP is sicked and had enough of me..she and xiaomei made their way back to office...phew...almost suffocated just now..my heart manage to start pumping again.

Xiaomei...u know whats the consequences of telling someone about this mah???
1) If she detest me in the 1st place, she will start avoiding me in the future!
2) If she is neutral to me in the 1st place, she will start avoiding me in the future!!
3) In order not to create rumours and misunderstandings, she will start to avoid me in the future!!!
4) Whatever i do next time, and not to get misunderstood, she will start to avoid me in the future!!!!

Conclusion, SHE WILL AVOID ME!!!! ;(

Xiao mei..only u will be happy no matter who tell u that u are cute...*pengz*

How am I going to face her?? Dont even dare to have eyes contact and look face to face! Die le lah!!
Thanks to this 古靈精怪﹐鬼計多端 xiaomei who sparkle my boring day of work today. But....
Pls spare me of such embarassment in the future okie? Pretty pls..thanks!
Really dont know want to cry or laugh now...;0


Never Judge A Woman By Her Look! <- WRONG! Never Trust A Woman By Her Look, Size,Innocent behaviour, Harmless speech, Sweet talk, Cuteness, fragile body!!!

You never know what they will do to u NEXT!!
This is not the 1st time I kanna from xiaomei le, always tell myself should give xiaomei one more chance, NOOOO..this is totally wrong..dont give her chance le!!! NEVER!!! Wahahahahhaa

*Above story was cut short due to this stupid blogger system error that make me need to retype everything again which i cant rem*

Hmm..today got pretty girl add me in friendster again..seems like everytime i change a photo there will be people adding me...keke..this tactic works..wahahhaa
And this is the only thing I can be happy about..;)