Toilet Discipline

SH just complain to me that I haven't been writing anything recently. Was rather busy and tired. Totally no time to login to my blog. Surprisingly, the meter is still running!


Okie, going to talk about toilet discipline. Discovered recently when I am going to toilet for my usual rounds. Had a bad stomache and wanted to do my big business on this one fine day. When I went into the only 1 cubicle left, to my horror it was in such a mess!! Don't know which idiot pee without lifting up the cover. Still got to make me clean up before I can start my business.
Illustrated as below.


Cursed that no discipline fellow.
You got to follow the toilet rules!!!
Not the one that state "Please flushed after used". Because most toilet nowadays have auto flushed system. Let me revised everyone with the new rules!

The new rules since 2005 are as below....
1)Please you the urinal if you just want to pee.
2)If you are shy, and insist in using the toilet bowl in cubicle, please flip up the cover before you pee.
3)If you do not want to flip up the cover, please sit down instead of standing!
4)And if you insist in standing, please make sure you are a marksman!
5)If you want to stand and yet you are a BO BO shooter, please make sure that your dick is long enough to reach just above the water level!!
6)And if you have a F****** short dick, don't want to use urinal, don't want to flip up cover, don't want to sit down, please wait patiently for the cubicle that allow you to squat!!

These sets of rules will be improvise by Angteko Ministry of Health starting from 2005. Any offenders who got caught red handed, will not be fined $1000, instead I will make sure your dick is long enough to reach just above the water level!!

THANK YOU!