Medicine

Look at the medicine I got this time. The 2nd packet from left is the anti biotic. That BiG Tablet wor..!! Scary.........



The initial D car decal I got from the movie. Selling at $10. Any takers??

More sick!

Oops...got 2 days mc today. Getting more sick??!!??
Anyway can rest at home for 2 days..yipee!!

Guess I have less and less time to write blog nowadays...I shall try to do a picture blog instead then. Will try to post as much pic as possible....keep watching out!

Sick!!

Sick!

跑吧﹐膨餅﹗

Early in the morning, xiao mei came to me excitedly.

Xiao Mei: "Bry..!!!"
Me: "Cutie RO!!"
Xiao Mei: "Wahaha"
Xiao Mei: "When I came in this morning, there are 2 packet of tiger brand biscuit on my table and only I have it" *can feel the happiness and excitment from the surprised*
Xiao Mei: "Do you know who give it to me??"
Me: "UC??"
Xiao Mei: "Nope, is it from you??"
Me: *clueless* "Nope"
Me thinking: "What the heck is tiger brand biscuit??"
Me: "What tiger brand biscuit?? Tiger brand somemore"
Me: "I only know tiger balm lah"
Me: *after some thoughts* "Orhhh....is it the 膨餅??"
Xiao Mei: "Yes...yes its 膨餅"
Me: =.=" *膨餅 don't know how to say, say tiger brand biscuit, buay lunz*
Me: "Did you ask those around you??"
Xiao Mei: "Yes, but nobody knows anything."
Me: "Maybe is your admirer?? Maybe is DA??" *trying to make her happy only*
Xiao Mei: "Yah..yah..maybe..so excited"
Me: "You are like so hungry for guy leh!" *I just anyhow han tum also can be so excited*
Xiao Mei: "Hey, I don't lack of admirers okie?? All I want to do is to say thank you to the person who gave it to me. 你太不了解我了﹗"
Me: "我就是太了解你了﹗" =.="
Me: "Maybe is the BA from CJ?? Hmm..but they don't know where your seating"
Xiao Mei: "Orh...maybe is J...she knows where I sits"
Me: "Orh..maybe loh...why don't you just stand up with the 膨餅 high in your hands and shout 'who give me the 膨餅??' "
Me: "Or why not you walk around while eating the 膨餅 and say 'Woo...the 膨餅 is so nice, I just want to thanks the person who gave it to me' "
Xiao Mei: "Thats a good idea!"
Me: "跑吧﹐膨餅﹗"

At the end of the day, think she finally found out who gave it to her but refuse to tell me even when I used 滿清十大酷刑 on her!!

Quote of the day: "膨饼不笨噢!"

End of Course!

Finally finish the 2 days boring course. So sleepy throughout the course. The only merit is tea break. There is one thing I learned to that may relate to SH.

However, he doesn't seems to have any of those below. That shows his flexibility??

Why People May Resist Change

• Have to move out of comfort zone (KL)
• Threat of loss of power, status or authority (No more project leader)
• Fear of unknown (don't seems to care about fear)
• Fear of personal loss (lost of friends, da jie, xiao mei and me)
• Lack of awareness of need to change (the 1st one to know)
• Lack of interest in opportunity to change (don't know is interest or being forced)
• Incompatibility of change with own interests (seems to have interest in everything)

Karaoke

Woo hoo...after spitting out 2 phlem of about 50 cents big, dark green in color wor, I feel that my throat passage which have been block for the past 1 month had been cleared. It is totally cleared that even a 1 m long sasuage can go thru smoothly. keke

And this was proven for my last night karaoke session. I sang better than the last 2 that I had went, at least this is how I felt. Any comments from the audience will not be entertained. So xiao mei, watch out for our next session of karaoke okie?? 我是決對 SuperStar!!!

Going for my durian session now, hopefully it won't bring my super duper phlem back!!

SMS

SMS Challenge

Try typing this message without the help of predictive text

"The razor-toothed piranhas of the genera Serrasalmus and Pygocentrus are the most ferocious freshwater fish in the world. In reality, they seldom attack a human."

That singapore lady finish this message in 43.2 seconds!! Can't imagine that. I bet even after alot of practice, we could hardly reach anywhere near her timing. Somemore she got to key all this out without knowing it at first.

絕對 Superstar

Ohh...later going to show 絕對 superstar loh. I wonder is it 絕對 JokerStar or 絕對 Superstar. So many jokers and thick skin people dreaming of becoming star. Comon, if you know you can't sing or tone deaf and still want to be a star, go join the 演員訓練班 or wait for the 才華橫溢出新秀 loh. I'm sure you all got a better chance getting into acting scene than into singing territories. Their courage and skin thickness is the only thing I admired. How I wish I could be as crazy as them going to try out if I got the X factor or not. Who knows, maybe 梁志強 will discover me as a joker and ask me to join his 梁家班! Wahahaha

=.="

If you look carefully at the hand photo took by xiao mei yesterday, the first one has a time of 13:13! Oops.....

okie..time for superstar!!

吃飽太閑空

Unable to book badminton court for tomorrow again. This is like consecutively 2 times already. If this carry on, people will think I didn't do my job or not booking because I don't want to play. Oh dear Oh dear!! Don't Know why suddenly so difficult to book nowadays?? Really don't understand why those people so free?? Eat already nothing to do is it?? Why play badminton?? Stay at home to watch tv, rest, do whatever you like loh, why want to play badminton and compete with me for the courts?? Must be those groups of b****s!! Always see them occupying at least 2 courts.

Just heard from this BA from CJ that some of them are going to be posted to India for at least 3 months!! Bombay wor, sounds interesting and fun isn't it??? But it seems like they have very negative image of the place there. Says the people there smells lah, they shit any where in the public lah...etc. Guys with coat and tie would squat in the middle of nowhere and enjoying his big business. Taking public transport would be a headache, as they would probably be the only white in the bus to be squeeze with all their famous smell!! Go in white and come out black. Probably will bring all black clothing, as after laundry, their white clothes will become yellowish. Water are not properly purified, distilled or filtered, hence causing the mineral water to cost a bomb there!! Gosh, can't imagine myself living there. Maybe I would enjoy doing my big business in the public taking in fresh air and reading newspaper while on the job. Imagine yourself squat right at the tip of a cliff and shit. Oh mine....SONG!! keke



Okie, xiaomei have been complaining that my blog is getting boring. SH complain that I am not writing everyday like a diary. No time leh! Anyway, xiaomei want me to promote how good her singing is after the last karaoke that we went. Yup, indeed she is a very good singer, sang as good as a professional singer, master her lyrics well, good composure, good breath changing technique, everything was perfect!! She would have won our company Idol competition if she joins last year!!But most importantly is...........she didn't manage to get into 2nd round of 絕對 superstar. =.="
Still thinking of ejecting her karaoke partner...thats me!!

Went Fish & Co for lunch with 2 sis today. Had seafood platter for two (no choice), added $5.50 for a soup (no choice either) and a passion fruit soda (no choice again). Conclusion? The food not bad wor, next time want to try the stingray! Wonder if it is like those sambal BBQ stingray offered at coffee shop!



Okie, my superb tongue licking technique on soup!


Guess whose sexy hands are those?? Are you able to identify their sexes, races, age and identity?? One of them are mine......








不开灯 我不要开灯 我身边容不下别的人
不锁门 我不要锁门 你回来是一种可能
我那么的认真 去思考你对我的认真
是多么伤害你 结果始终是疑问

Mr & Mrs Smith

This is a recommended movie by me. Watched it today. Damn funny with actions here and there. Both lead actor (Brad Pitt) and actress (Angelina Jolie) acted very cute with hilarious conversations.

My first time to watch movie over at JB, City Square. Very very cheap. RM10 for a weekend show, RM6.90 for a combo pop corn, RM5.90 for a Jumbo Hotdog!!! And the cinema is fantastic. So much better than those in singapore. Nice seats, good sound effect and screen. Of course, best of all is the price. You couldn't get anything better than this!!

Orh, forgot to mention, the chinese subtitle sometimes abit kelong.
Eg. on one of the conversation,

When they were chased by the enermies, Mr Smith says to Mrs Smith "We got company"
The chinese subtitle shows, "我們有公司"

=.="

If anyone had watched this show in singapore, please take note and see if the subtitles are the same.

Toilet Discipline

SH just complain to me that I haven't been writing anything recently. Was rather busy and tired. Totally no time to login to my blog. Surprisingly, the meter is still running!


Okie, going to talk about toilet discipline. Discovered recently when I am going to toilet for my usual rounds. Had a bad stomache and wanted to do my big business on this one fine day. When I went into the only 1 cubicle left, to my horror it was in such a mess!! Don't know which idiot pee without lifting up the cover. Still got to make me clean up before I can start my business.
Illustrated as below.


Cursed that no discipline fellow.
You got to follow the toilet rules!!!
Not the one that state "Please flushed after used". Because most toilet nowadays have auto flushed system. Let me revised everyone with the new rules!

The new rules since 2005 are as below....
1)Please you the urinal if you just want to pee.
2)If you are shy, and insist in using the toilet bowl in cubicle, please flip up the cover before you pee.
3)If you do not want to flip up the cover, please sit down instead of standing!
4)And if you insist in standing, please make sure you are a marksman!
5)If you want to stand and yet you are a BO BO shooter, please make sure that your dick is long enough to reach just above the water level!!
6)And if you have a F****** short dick, don't want to use urinal, don't want to flip up cover, don't want to sit down, please wait patiently for the cubicle that allow you to squat!!

These sets of rules will be improvise by Angteko Ministry of Health starting from 2005. Any offenders who got caught red handed, will not be fined $1000, instead I will make sure your dick is long enough to reach just above the water level!!

THANK YOU!

Dad's Birthday....

Yesterday was dad's birthday. Went to 滿福苑 in InterContinental hotel to dine.



On our way...


Woo..the big big menu....


Our table...


Waiting......


Still waiting...

First dish...北京烤鴨


Second dish...紅燒魚翅


Third dish...帶子


Fourth dish..清蒸魚


Fifth dish...大頭蝦


Sixth dish....烏東面


Seventh dish...甜品 1


Eight dish...甜品 2


Last...birthday cake!!

Spend about $300 for that meal. Not very worth it as I feel that only the first 2 dishes and the desert are nice. The rest are only average.

人生如戲﹐戲如人生

Bet all of you had heard about this phrase. It means that life in reality is the same as what is showing on movie and vice versa. I found this very true especially when I did something damn stupid yesterday. Okie, please restraint yourself from laughing at my idiotism. Thanks!

One fine morning, preparing myself to go for work, changed, did my hair, and everything other things. I tried to put on my perfume, sprayed a few times and somehow the nozzle (the part where you got to press down, don't know what it is called) got stuck due to wrong angle pressed previously. Okie, I don't know why I did this, I turn over facing the nozzle part, and tried to press a few times. The more I tried, the harder I pressed. And Oops, I manage to get the perfume sprayed out. But was directly onto my face!! =.="

Gosh, thought this kind of stupid things only happen on TV. Maybe I am really in to be a comedian. Once again, this show my idiotism. And I must emphasis, I just a small Idiot, A SMALL one okie xiao mei? Not big one!!

MSN

Today KW came to ask me if I have MSN.

Note: I'll assign pink to KW since pinkish suits him

KW: "Hey, you got msn??"
Me: "Yah?"
KW: "What is your version?? Is it version 7??"
Me: "Yup, 7"
KW: "You got any cute icons??"
Me: "Hmm, got a few...you want I can send it to you"
KW: "Okie, whats your email add??"
*after pondering for 2 seconds*
KW: "Eh, cannot cannot....cannot let you see my photo, wait till I change my photo first"
Me: *surprised* "?? What photo?? Naked one ah??"
KW: "No lah! Cannot let you see"
Me: ~okie loh, don't want then suah~

About 30 mins later ~~~~

KW: "Eh, your icon is it cute cute one?? You know those animation how to save or not??"
Me: "I don't know wor, I only have the standard one that comes with the program"
KW: "You if others send you the icon, you can left click and add to your own"
Me: "Really?? I didn't know that"
KW: "Yah, someone just taught me yesterday"
KW: "Okie, give me your email address"
Me: "Okie"

After coming back from badminton game, sitting infront of my PC....

Suddenly a message pop out.... *****@hotmail.com wants to add you...blah blah blah...

Me: "Who the hack is parry lim?? aiya, nevermind...just add"

Immediately incoming message.....

KW: "Wei"
Me: *looking at his photo* =.="
Me: "Wah seh...your photo sexy sia"
KW: "No lah...where got sexy??"
KW: "You want to see my other sexy photo??"
Me: "Okie..where??"
KW: "You wait long long ah, hahaha"
.
.
*sending my icons to him*
.
.
KW: "You send me your sexy photo then I send you mine"
Me: =.="
Me: "I don't have. Not sexy enough"
Me: "Err...I need to go to bath le, talk later"
KW: "Okie"

Wah..faster close the message box, so scary....=.="
I don't want to kanna cyber rape...