Life...

Hmm...heard of destiny, destinated?? What is yours will be yours, what is not yours no point force yourself into it. My mum just complain to me that my dad had been driving car for so many years, but he had never wash his car before.

Long ago, when he had his very first van for business. Driving frequently into kampong muddy area, but never at all did he washed his own car. His brother did.

After so many years, this has never change. Till now, we are the one who wash his car for him. He doesn't even want to drive into petrol station to wash. Whenever mum tick him on that, he will shoot back "Aiya, car dont need to wash one lah". Mum will always feel so ashame driving out such a dirty car, and see all other sparkling car beside.

Thats his life.

命裡有時終須有
命裡無時莫強求

Okie...finally got my counter up already. Not bad huh?? Pretty nice isn't it?? haha. And the first customer is none other than myself..keke. Think it will not count double for someone who has access to my blog on the same day, unless you cleared your cookies.







Took this photo when I am filming Winter Sonata. wahahahaha

Damn funny, I really wonder what will happen if I give this to VY to put up for our section presentation. Wahahahha


Okie...summary for Month April. Had a bad start beginning of the month. But got myself back on track again at the end. Overall a roller coaster month for me, in between got lots of stupid things happen created by xiaomei and the stupidity of myself.

Friendster: 90 viewee, an improvement of 10+ from last month. 3 newly added friends.

Waistline: 31.5 inch (start), 30.5 inch (end). Due to 1 day of sickness. Gosh!



是谁说过 爱过才懂
有些事不必说 伤不必痛 不过害怕寂寞
爱过才懂 不必再说
我会一个人走 带走寂寞 希望你好好过

God is playing tricks on us...

Yes!! I'm sure this does not only happen to me. Everyone would definitely find that they are in similar situation as mine. Something very common, which god always play tricks on us.

Whenever you want to find something, you just simply can't find it no matter how hard you tried. The thing you are looking for could be just right infront of you, yet you miss it. This is also known as 鬼遮眼. When you don't need it, it will keep appearing infront of you.

Another situation is, when you want something hard, the harder you will reach or get it. When you don't have the intention of getting it, they will come to you easily and could be in bulk. Isn't all these tricks setup by god to make life more interesting???

Its like when you are eagerly looking for a partner, nobody will step into your life as though they can read from your forehead that you are desperate for a partner. But when you doesn't care about it, there could be many flocking into your path to make your decision a hard one!!

I always read that woman are more devoted to their partner and only will love 1 man at 1 time. But man could love 2 or even more at 1 time. Is that really true??? Think xiao mei will be the most experience in this stuff right?? If at 1 time, there are 3-4 guys going after you, and all of them are your type, which would you choose?? Would you choose one, and kept thinking did you make the right choice and should you choose the other one instead?? Or would you go out with all the guys together to find out which suits you best?? In this case, would this consider that you like more than 1 at a time??? Quite contradicting isn't it??

Example for me, if ah girl, slanted fringe girl, chee cheong fun and others come all together, which one should I choose?? *headache*

Okie, let's start this interesting vote of popularity against age group in my department.

Men Category

20-30
Me 5 vote <- I vote for myself, because no competition for my age range. lucky me! wahaha
Temp 0 vote

>30
EC 0 vote <- high intellect, out spoken
VK 0 vote <- honest, straight forward, decent, boring
SH 5 vote <- who else? Of course my favourite UC, had as much rubbish as I had!
KW 0 vote <-muscular, sensitive, rich
DW 0 vote <- show off, act cool + short, single, rich
YH 0 vote <- mature, financially ultra stable, fatherly figure
KH 0 vote <- going to retire, alot of CPF and $ to inherit but super stingy

Women Category

20-30
NL 4 vote <- MC also not bad, but NL cuteness and humour won my vote
AO 0 vote <- look older than real age, intelligent
MC 1 vote <- not bad looking, could have improve in dress sense
CL 0 vote <- normal, others commented she has bitter gourd face
YK 0 vote <- talkative, average overall
AA 0 vote <- like to speak with thorns

>30
AL 3 vote <- hmm, my neighbour, intelligent. So I got to give it to her, always like to disturb her mah
AG 1 vote <- demure, motherly yet young at heart and thinking
VY 0 vote <- nice, calculative, fillial
KW 0 vote <- quiet, hardworking, strict, not approachable, not helpful, selfish
SB 0 vote <- super quiet, stick to her job, but friendly
JW 0 vote <-BMW
AC 1 vote <-xiao cha bo, innocent
SY 0 vote <- decent, helpful, nice
WC 0 vote <- talkative, super helpful, involve in everything

*Those who not qualified will not be named above. Above comments are my personal view*
*Names are in short form as to protect their privacy and copy rights*

Now, da jie and xiao mei, please give your vote. (each of us are given 5 votes to each category) And can list me some people in your department so that we can start to vote for your side as well?? Aiya, think da jie sure win for her category, and xiao mei also no need to say. Eh..wait...I might vote for slanted fringe girl wor...wahahha


Recently, stupid idiotic weather, really want to make me very sick. Keep sweating, everyday is like sleeping on water bed. Woke up, changed, before I could step out of my house, I was sweating like nobody business. Got up air con bus with sweaty shirt, caught a cold, alight bus and start sweating again. Reach office worst, air con more powerful, no wonder I will fall sick. STUPID WEATHER!!! Hate U!! (since when I got so many things to hate??)

Okie, back to my yesterday topic on most expensive meals. Since nobody want to contribute, I shall state mine then. But please control your laughter if you think mine is peanuts to you okie??
My most expensive meals is a lunch in 阿一鮑魚. Wonder this restuarant still exist in singapore or not? That time was having lunch with 6 others. Okie, I'm not the one footing the bill. So I normally won't care the price. But got a shock when I heard it. Total cost S$1600++, average of S$200++ per person!! Fierce wor. However, the food quality there was pretty good. So no complains. Thats my most expensive local meals le. Think had even more expensive one overseas but let's forget about it. Anyone want to contribute??

Friends...

Friends...could range from anyone that had walk pass your life and still able to remember you after years to anyone which you get to see them daily, willing to share your happiness and sorrow for a moment but could have forgotten you after years of lost contact. As "they" said, only when you are in the lowest peak of your life, you would be able to know who is your true friends.

I'm glad that I have lots of friends. Be it a normal friend, close one or even just someone who say hi when walking pass me. I've got lots of concern from everywhere yesterday when I am sick. In a way, I'm happy that there are actually so many people care about me which I never knew in my normal days of life. On the other hand, I got to spend alot of time replying sms telling them to rest assure that I'm perfectly alright. But no doubt, I replied with joy and happiness. Maybe that was the catalyst to my speedy recovery?? Thanks everyone! You might not know since you don't read my blog. Hope everyone that care for me would get a sneeze x 2 now. Show that I miss all of you!! You people are great!

Today had lunchie with my twins WIB sisters (both wearing all black except without black sun glasses). Stupid Teochew City close for renovation and didn't inform me. (I dua bai leh) Hmm...well....I mean....at least put up a sign somewhere on the ground floor to notify people who are on the way to their restuarant lah!!!( haha, finally came up with an excuse to scold them) Made us walk walk all the way up to find outself in disappointment and dont know where to head for. Luckily, witty xiaomei and resourceful dajie are there to think. (today my brain cell dead, not working, in totally high estacy mode) We end up going to Lei Garden!! Not the grand grand one that I had mention before wor. This is the sister branch, so a much smaller version and not so grand entry. Actually went there once, but didnt notice the restuarant name. Had an average amount of dim sum with average quality I would say.

Hmm..let's compete for the most expensive meals you have ever eaten so far in your life. Let's not compare about the quality of the food, just the price alone and maybe the place. Can be oversea as well but preferably in local. You can either count it by individual or by the whole table of 10 people?? I shall not state mine first, else nobody would want to post theirs. wahahah
Actually for overseas one, I have lost count le. I shall just use my most expensive meal in local.

And why everytime when I got the mood to go for dim sum, I can't get to eat my favourite CHEE CHEONG FUN??!!?? Hate all those selling dim sum without preparing extra chee cheong fun!!! Giving lame excuses like you have ran out of chee cheong fun!! Are you kidding me?? Don't you know that it was the most popular dish in singapore for dim sum??!!?? I know alot of people would prefer siew mai, ha gao, xiao long bao, but chee cheong fun is the damn singaporean favourite mah!!

Ahem ahem...cool down...okie...no more dim sum.

Dear brain, please remind me of asking if they serve chee cheong fun before I step into the restuarant okie??? If ever ever that I really forgot to ask, I would ask my whole group of friends to stand up and leave when they say they ran out of chee cheong fun!! Wahaha...make them lost one bunch of big spender on chee cheong fun, and make them know how important chee cheong fun is....wahahhaha.



An interesting Article:

LAST year, I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon noticed that the new program began unexpected child-processing that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all other system activity such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0, and Racing 3.6.
I'm thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't seem to work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
Tech Support replies: This is a very common problem. Many people do the upgrade without knowing that Wife 1.0 is an operating System designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!

It is also impossible to delete or uninstall Wife 1.0. So you cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 - look in your Wife 1.0 manual under Warnings-Alimony-Child Support.
But do note that Wife 1.0 is a great program, as it comes with several support programs such as Clean and Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5 and Do Bills 4.2.
However, improper use will cause the system to launch the program Nag 9.5. Once this happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to purchase additional software, such as Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds 5.0.

So guys, think twice before upgrading wor!! :)


Hey, my blog like getting less and less characters.

Let's take a look at the graph below showing the percentage of each characters appearing in my blog.


*Note* Pin up hair girl cut her fringe, can't pin anymore. Hence, her nick changed to slanted fringe girl though I havent seen how slanted it is.

Needless to say, Da jie and Xiao Mei top the chart with 40% each. Chee cheong fun made a magnificent 1% appearance. Not bad for a new comer.

Da jie and Xiao mei, I was just joking about my popularity in company this afternoon and was happy that slanted fringe girl actually took notice of me. keke

Da jie thanks for the offer for coffee beans but I was hoping that you will get me the vietnamese bride instead. Wahahaha. Wonder how is your new hair cut. Only can see you on next wednesday?? And prepare to come back in surprise for jealousy. Hor xiao mei?? wahaha. Don't say I 偏心 again hor. And YOU 2, Yes the 2 of you *pointing to my 2 sisters* , how could you say that colleague C had a worst reputation than me?? That was indirectly telling me that I have a bad reputation already!! And 笨小妹 <- you say you will be what I wrote hor. I am not buaya lah!!!!

Lastly, Da jie have a safe and wonderful trip. Enjoy your holiday. I'm sure you will miss my rubbish bloggy over there. haha
I wish I would be the next one to go for holiday!!! *push xiao mei* (stop fighting with me!!)

Waistline: 30.5 Inch wor!!

Bloggy....

Dear Bloggy,

I don't know what happen recently. We seems to have mutual attractions. Since April, I have been visiting you on a daily basis. So far only miss you by 1 day, due to some reasons. I spend about average 1 hour per day on you. Yet you don't seems to be happy and want to eat up more of my time. Don't be greedy okie?? I got other more important things to do. Now that you have made me sick, you should feel guilty and try to make up for me okie? And all your fault that I can't have lunchie with da jie and xiao mei today.

Okie, not that you are not good. You have your good points as well. I didn't know I could actually be so long winded until I start writing. I have corrected alot of my short forms, spelling (pointed out by da jie of course), better sentence forming, correct grammar and tenses used and get to learn more words. Well, at least my England won't be so rusty after leaving it on the shelf for many years. I got to know myself better too. I am a full of craps and loads of rubbish person. Read my blog and you will know. You definitely give me lots of space to express my thoughts and enhance my creativity.

If I post this, my da jie will sure ask me how come I am not resting and what am I doing online. All your fault again. I just woke up from my nappie and had my lunch. Feeling so much better now. Think all the bad stuff are expelling from my body, because I keep sweating. Tomorrow I'll have my free DIMBULAH. Da jie, I give you my share okie?? Xiaomei you can share with dajie if you still don't know what a DIMBULAH is. :)

With love,
Angteko


Xiao mei, you are right! Pin up hair girl don't dare to stare at me, cause I stared at her fiercely. wahahhah. No lah, no eyes contact how to smile, wink, wave?? You want me to act like a monkey jumping infront of her so that she can see me wave at her?? hahaha. Don't know she will reciprocate or not loh, but I might become a hypocrite. ( trying to rythm, but doesn't makes sense) keke
Xiao mei, why you didn't post your result comments??

Sick....

Alamak...feeling sick today...nose havent been stop working since morning...so hardworking..;(
Thought it would be my morning symptom only..but its free flow since...anyone want top up?? keke

Today colleague AL treat me very nice..must be 良心發現. Yah yah yah, I know it was meant to be a joke yesterday. But I still want to bring it out to sound as if I am really piss off. Whahaha...else nothing in this world seems to fustrate me. :)
She see me sick sick, then put in a vitamin C tablet into my cup and refill my cup of water now and then. Keep asking me to drink more water. Maybe she is hinting me that I am sick, better go and see a doctor, dont pass the virus to her?? hmm...
When I bump into her in cold storage during lunch time, I pass her my half drank soya bean milk, and she really wanted to drink, but I quickly took it back so as not to pass virus to her.

Hey, whats wrong with the mentality of people nowadays??? Today colleague VY commented well done after I completed my work and ask me what is dumbilah?? If I know, she will get it for me FOC. So I source for help from da jie and xiao mei. Da jie as usual, the super helpful and resourceful one, found the answer for me in the end. Xiao mei the totally opposite one came back to me asking me what is dumbilah. =.=" *pengz*
So I told colleague VY that she should treat my leads instead of me. And she came back with a reply "U can either give her your share or share with her...kekeke"
I was pretty surprised so I asked her, "how did u know my leads is a female??"
She replied, "of coz i know lah! u always pao nu!"

*Above conversation was not the exact words from the person.*

Wah lao, why everyone must say I 泡妞 lah, 少女殺手 lah, 師奶殺手 lah..etc???
Since when I gave them the impression that I am a flirt????????
Is it my fault that I am single and good looking??? <- Note: I know I am not handsome, so i use good looking to substitute and to enhance my point. I know alot of you are puking now, but pls hang on and continue...thanks!
I am definitely not someone who is good at 泡妞 and not someone who is flirty!!!!
Ever since I am single, it seems that whenever I talk to a female, they will give me that kind of look and expression.
There are so many others people, why must say me??? People like colleague DW and JW, sticking so close and always going out alone also no people say. Last time when colleague SH and KF is still in our dept also very close mah, also no people say. I only close with da jie, xiao mei, ah girl, this 3 undoubtly, plus AC, NL, MC, CL, AG, AL, HB, ET, CJ, FV, WE, MT...only this few ladys mah. Out of all these, only went out alone with da jie, ah girl and AC before mah.
Oops...this sounds like 1/10 of company girls staff. keke


Hey xiao mei, pin-up hair girl really avoided me today!!! She was having a meeting in my dept room today and I happen to walk pass the room after going to toilet. ( okie..today is super peeing day, drank so much water to prevent dehydration) I just happen to see her inside, she looked at me and quickly change her direction. You see lah, she avoid me le, cant even be friends now. *sob* *sob* Oops...forget that 苦肉記 wont work on you. Sian~

Arrgghh...I dont want to be sick. 2morrow still have lunchie appointment with da jie and xiao mei!!! At night still have badminton!! Cannot be sick!!!
Okie..gotta go bath, eat and rest early.
Hopefully 2morrow will be better...stupid weather...making me sick sick!! Hate U!!!!


This is interesting, try it yourself....

http://www.blogthings.com/genderbrainquiz/


My result:


Your Brain is 60.00% Female, 40.00% Male
Your brain is a healthy mix of male and female
You are both sensitive and savvy
Rational and reasonable, you tend to keep level headed
But you also tend to wear your heart on your sleeve


I'm a new age sensitive man wor...;)

Bad Bad Bad monday....

Well...today not a very good day for me (look at the title, 3 x bad means 3 bad things happen)Actually not that bad lah..since i always take it easy..but I still want to classified today as a bad day...

Didnt play well in badminton, had clear vision today but just couldnt hit the shuttle cock the way I want. What happened to my 人劍合一 ??????? Racket doesnt really listening to me, keep slipping off my hands when using strength. Think I can't do weights the night before badminton game, else hands will be abit wobbly.

Dont know this consider bad or not. Today only get to see pin-up hair girl once when she came over to my dept. wahahah...when da jie and xiao mei read this, I'm sure to be kanna bombard. To think that this xiaomei actually wanted to tease me about this issue this afternoon, in the end kanna suan by me..wahahaha...it was damn funny but I cant laugh it out loud. Colleague AL still ask me why am I laughing. keke.

As I said before, I hate people to stuff words into my mouth which is equal to being accused!! This idiot FSC which I have mentioned in my previous blog before (the one who used lampoon word and the one who put foundation on his poker dot face, his nick name is powder boy) , came to talk to colleague AL.
NOTE: *powder boy must be in pink, u stupid weak ass sissy*

Powder boy: "Heard that AK has left"
AL: "Yah, how u know?"
Powder boy: "Heard it from someone, she went to Manual Life right??"
AL: *surprised* <- coz only she knew about it
AL: "How did u know?? Who told u??"
Powder boy: "Noh, bryan told me, we speak on the phone the other day"
Me: *shock cum totally helpless*
Me: "When did I told u?? I dont even know where she went! Did u speak to the right person?"
Powder boy: *grins*
Powder boy: "Yes, u told me the other day"
Me: *super TL + dont know how to explain*
AL: "orhh bryan, i'll never trust u again, humpx"
Me: *helpless cum innocent look*
Me: "Its really not me lah, I dont even know where she went to. U believe him more than me?"
AL: "I dont care, dont trust u anymore. humpx"
Me: *hmm..have to use my last resort le,苦肉記*
Me: "AL..這世界上誰都可以不信我﹐除了你不可以不信我 " *act with tears almost dripping down the face*
AL: "why??"
Me: *tio stunned, didnt expect she will ask why, thought it would work*
Me: "Ai..nevermind, I dont want to explain le, believe or not up to u"
AL: "I'll never trust u again, humpx" *walk home*

*Above conversation was not the exact words from the person.*

IDIOT!! Stupid powder boy!! Go and die!!! *bish* *無影腳* Kick u to holland!!!
What have I done to deserve all this??? Just because someone say I did something, that means i really did??? I'm not someone who do not have guts to admit! If I really did something, I'll admit. If I got the guts to do it, why dont I have the guts to admit!! Arrgghh...

Okie...da jie and xiaomei...I wrote so many things yet all you 2 care is about your hair. *pengz*
I got a suggestion here. Why dont both of u go to cut the same short hair?? It will be fantastic isnt it?? The Twins Sisters!! I think it will look great on both of u with new, fresh, wild, modern, independent look. And if anything goes wrong, u wont be ALONE! Great idea isnt it?? keke

Regarding the 死 word. Its not cursing u. Its a descriptive word. And since u are my xiaomei, I'll will never let someone younger than me to go before me. Ever heard before that the saddest thing to happen is when 白頭人送黑頭人?? So no matter what I wont let u cut my queue! Either u re-queue or dont queue okie?


我受了重伤
已不再对爱渴望
握紧的手
始终要放
留得住的只是恍然

我受了重伤
离开只是种疗方
放手逃离伤心的海岸
遗憾的是没找到麻木的药方

Being single....

Whats wrong being single?? Some people when u ask them about their status, they would proudly declared that they are attached and there are people who would reply shyly or awkwardly that they are single. Hmm..what kind of attitude and mentality is this?? Being attached doesnt means u will always be attached, this apply to people who are married as well. Being single doesnt mean u will be single forever.

It is definitely not neccessary to say that attached person are more charming, have better ability to attract opposite sex, are more financially stable, are more out spoken.
They are attached because they have better luck (kio tio sai), fate put them together, opposite party eyes "ta" stamp, love is blind, they have something his/her partner see in him/her (like lots of $$$).
Oops..sounds like very pessimistic and can smell the vinegar from my mouth..keke;P

Anyway...I can say all this just because I AM SINGLE!!!
Wahahahaha

After being single for about 4 months, let me summarise about single life...

Pros

• No commitment. Dont need to worry about my partner, like health, safety, well being..etc
• No restriction. Can go anywhere I like, do whatever I like without REPORTING!
• Extra $. That would means I could either have better saving or higher spending power. No more "my $ is your $, your $ is still your $" policy. YEAH! I can bet more on soccer...opps
• More time. Can spend more time with family (did i?), spend more time with friends (sure i did, especially lost alot of friends due to GF. Now want to find groups of friends to go karaoke also very difficult. Mahjong kaki also dont jio me le.), spend more time on myself (beautified myself to get another gf? Err..dont need lah, already smart enough...wahahha)

CONS

• No commitment. It could means also that I could become more slack, brain working less, not so care and concern, no more the gentlemen I used to be, not so sensitive anymore! This could also means less/nobody to care about me. Sad!
• No Restriction. This could cause havoc in my life. Nobody would tell me this not to do, that not to do. So I simply do anything I like. Could turn astray in life.
• Extra $. More $ to spend no doubt. But would I be happy to spend $ on myself only?? Sometimes spending $ on others would be happier. <- others here refer to relevant personnel. Not some cat A and dog B.
• More time. Yes! Definitely more time, more than enough time. More time and less activities means too much time!! Too much time will create loneliness!!

So afterall, being single isn't that good also unless you have a large group of very good friends. Good friends here doesnt refer to those extras who are hi-bye type. Preferably, they must be single as well, else they wont have much time for you either. Argghh...I want to go karaoke...where are my friends who sing?? -.-"

Criteria for my next partner:

• Good temperamental. This is hell important. Really had too much on the previous one.
• High durability in looks. Err...I know alot of people sure say looks is not important. But we are humans mah, especially man, is a creature who only like beauty stuff. 人要衣裝﹐佛要金裝
• Able to get into kitchen and get out of living room. (進得了廚房﹐出得了廳堂). Must be like me lah, everything also know abit, hence no activities will be miss. keke. I can cook also okie??
• Abit sporty. Yes! Please take note of the word "abit". Cause too much time devoted to sports means no interest in other activities.
• Natural Chemistry. A man made chemistry might not last as long as a nature one?
• Heart of gold. Like me of cause. wahaha...no evil thoughts and totally harmless. As innocent as me! Yeah! Naive girls are easier to cheat? wahahha
• Filial. Important!! If not you will get retribution on your next generation!!
• Have lots of $ and thick CPF. This is a plus point, not that important. Cause to me, 錢財是身外物 .
• Nice legs. Haha, I seems to emphasis on this. Keke...got fetish for nice legs girls nowadays.
• Good communication. No communication barrier and on right frequency track. It really boils my blood when the other party dont understand what i am saying. Not to say I dont understand what the other party is thinking. And I hate it when words are stuff into my mouth!!
• Nice hair. Doesnt neccessary need to be long silky hair. A nice hair would means suitable hair style to suit the person face and personality. A nice hair would bring out one's character. Like da jie's hair quite suitable for her, though look abit dry and frizzy. Xiao mei frequently change her hair to have a fresher look also not bad. Already cant remember whats her old hair style like when the new one start to blend into her.

Hey, am I too greedy?? If not I must be dreaming then. When would i be able to find such person?? Siao...*slap* better wake up my idea!

However, I will still be waiting..................

Waiting for you i'm waiting for you
Waiting for you come here to my dream
牵着你不断旋转 一直到黑发成了银线
Waiting for you waiting for you 直到永远

MALU day.....

Hai...malu malu...malu (red mario) is always follow by lugi (green luigi)...so guess this wkend i will be lugi.;(

Super,ultra 2 malu incidents today...

1) Malu 1
Early in the morning, receive this email from AG...

{
Hi all,

I have got this electric mug beside the printer. Feel free to use it. Those who are not in the list can use also.

}

Look like an innocent, harmless, friendly email huh??

Wondering what the hack is an electric mug...so i replied all with history...

{
?
What is electric mug?? A mug with electric to use it with the printer??

}

5 sec later...

WC (one of the loud speaker): "Bryan..你在搞笑阿﹖How to use it with printer?? wahaha"
Me: "??? But i really dont know what is an electric mug!"

Everyone start to check email then i started to realise that she actually send to so many people...gosh...i didnt notice that coz most of the time only send to 3 of us in our section...dead meat...and here goes...

*Laughter everywhere*

WC: "Pls go to the printer there and check it out lah."
Me(walking towards printer): "where? where? cant find leh..only a flower pot here"
VY: "noh..its here lah"
Me: "Alamak..this is not mug leh...its an electric kettle"
AG: "Eh..coz its too small to be called kettle mah..so i name it mug..haha"
Me: *pengz*

GW(bdm): "Yes..in order to boil water, everyone pls start printing...coz u gotta use it with printer...haha"
AK: "bryan..today u forget to bring your brain out ah"
*laughter everywhere"

Me: *act innocent* "hee..as usual"

*Above conversation was not the exact words from the person.*


2) Malu 2
This one more jia lat..coz involve other department...aiyo..and the story goes like that..

Chit chating with xiaomei using skype...and suddenly i wrote a simple msg or rather comment which is my biggest mistake made in the company!!

*note* xiaomei wordings must be in red...coz she is real dangerous

Me: "eh..today your neighbour quite cute hor"
Xiaomei: "my neighbour? which one?"
Me: "The one with her hair pin up"
Xiaomei: "she cute ah? pretty?"
Me: *act blur ignoring the question* "U sure u know who i am talking about?"
Xiaomei: "i know your pattern lah"
Me: "my pattern??"

and so blah blah blah...suddenly

Xiaomei: "i tell her u say she cute, she ask me who is bryan??"
Me: "!!!!!!!! Ooooooooooiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii"
Me: "Dont sabo me!!!! U really go and tell her??????"
Xiaomei: "yah..i'm ruthless mah!"
Me: *pengz*

and so blah blah blah...suddenly again

Dajie: "Yo...xiao di"
Me: "Yo...da jie"
Dajie: "Want to go pantry and have milo??"
*I starting to be suspicious*
Me: "*surprised*"
Dajie: "y surprised??"
Me: "U never jio me go for milo before mah"
Me: "a trap??"
Dajie: "yah..i trap u mah.."

and so blah blah blah...no more suddenly

Dajie: "So want to go or not?? Its okie if u dont want" <- NOTE: use of reverse psychology. If dont go means dont give face, if go but scared of falling into trap
*thinking..da jie can be trusted lah*
Me: "okie"
Dajie: "seeya in pantry"

*Above conversation was not the exact words from the person.*

With this "okie" reply, I really fall into trap. I should have known that it is this super ultimate sly cum cunning xiaomei who plot the trap. Yet I still gong gong walk into it...alamak!

Taking my own sweet time to walk to pantry innocently, when I step into the pantry..gosh..colleague WP, who i said is cute, is there!!!! And da jie is nowhere to be seen. First thing that came into my mind..死小妹~臭小妹!! Must be her who purposely ask me to come to pantry so can see colleague WP. I try my best to stay cool and calm, collecting my drink. I heard the pantry door open, turn my head, and saw someone I dont wish to see most at this point of time...its 死小妹!! Thinking.."die le lah". All i can do now is to hee hee ha ha..laugh to cover my embarassment. She walk over to colleague WP and started introduce. Orhhhhhhhh noooooo...i can only keep smiling, smiling and smiling. WP looks shy, and from this..i can predict that xiaomei really told her that I said she is cute. Okie..i dont denied she does look cute with hair plaited up..like the girl next door type...she looks pretty cute especially when she blushed...so much cuter than this ultra cunning little xiaomei!!! :P
Is she still single ah?? wahaha;P


Dajie!! where are u?? Help!!! *poof* Da jie really appear le..so i faster talk to da jie non stop..talk anything in the universe...and maybe WP is sicked and had enough of me..she and xiaomei made their way back to office...phew...almost suffocated just now..my heart manage to start pumping again.

Xiaomei...u know whats the consequences of telling someone about this mah???
1) If she detest me in the 1st place, she will start avoiding me in the future!
2) If she is neutral to me in the 1st place, she will start avoiding me in the future!!
3) In order not to create rumours and misunderstandings, she will start to avoid me in the future!!!
4) Whatever i do next time, and not to get misunderstood, she will start to avoid me in the future!!!!

Conclusion, SHE WILL AVOID ME!!!! ;(

Xiao mei..only u will be happy no matter who tell u that u are cute...*pengz*

How am I going to face her?? Dont even dare to have eyes contact and look face to face! Die le lah!!
Thanks to this 古靈精怪﹐鬼計多端 xiaomei who sparkle my boring day of work today. But....
Pls spare me of such embarassment in the future okie? Pretty pls..thanks!
Really dont know want to cry or laugh now...;0


Never Judge A Woman By Her Look! <- WRONG! Never Trust A Woman By Her Look, Size,Innocent behaviour, Harmless speech, Sweet talk, Cuteness, fragile body!!!

You never know what they will do to u NEXT!!
This is not the 1st time I kanna from xiaomei le, always tell myself should give xiaomei one more chance, NOOOO..this is totally wrong..dont give her chance le!!! NEVER!!! Wahahahahhaa

*Above story was cut short due to this stupid blogger system error that make me need to retype everything again which i cant rem*

Hmm..today got pretty girl add me in friendster again..seems like everytime i change a photo there will be people adding me...keke..this tactic works..wahahhaa
And this is the only thing I can be happy about..;)

Dept lunch retreat....

Early in the morning, colleague J seems like a rooster waking up everyone by saying her favourite word again "dear colleagues". Ahhh...another half day of my course...gosh..really hate going to course. Double or even triple the tiredness compare to work. Sian...anyway manage to "tong" all the way...cant really concentrate in class...and gave some rubbish answer as usual.keke...dont care lah!!

Phew..finally course over and heading my way to department lunch retreat!! Me and colleague A is the last to arrive. Left not good seats...one near my section people and the other with my big boss. Ahhh...i quickly push my colleague EC go to die...push him to big boss area and i took the place where my section people and others are...wahahhaa...i'm best in Tai Ji leh(not really lah..now only manage to learn the push part, havent master the merry go round yet)

Okie..breeks..from my last impression which i patronise about 2 years back which is in wisma..they serve not bad food. But after this round, tons of complains from everyone. Food not nice lah, too salty, too plain, ice water has a layered of oil, utensil are dirty, lemonade is too sweet...etc
Wah..really that bad sia...100% complains only (thats what singaporean is best at) Oops..forget to take pictures for set A,B and C...alamak...i only manage to take for that sucky mint ice cream...yucks...hate mint!!! Anyway, I had a taste on 3 sets of food, err...no comments, so so, average, edible...;)






This is a new restuarant just opposite breeks, and colleague A pronouce the name as "Na Bei" Restuarant...wahahha


Hmm...a very interesting scenerio posted by xiao mei,

"

*11.05pm, guy and gal were chatting happily, when guy uncontrollably
yawns*

Bad example
============
gal (sounding out): you feeling sleeping??
guy: yeah, tired from work...
gal (sounds concern): ok, shan't disturb u, go and sleep lah
guy: ok, you have an early nite too ...


=> Guy hangs up the phone.
5 min later, phone rings
awaken by the phone rings, guy: hello?
gal: .............
guy: who's this?
gal (feeling unjust): you felt very bothered by me is it?
guy (confused): huh? what?
gal: .............
guy: why? what happened?
gal: you find me very bothersome is it?
guy: bothersome? why you said this??
gal: ..............
guy: what's the matter? how i would know if you dun say it out?
gal: we are chatting halfway, and you yawn, and went off to sleep...
guy: b...but, you are the one who ask me to go to sleep...
gal: you already said want to sleep already, what else u want me to
say?
guy: haiz... if you wanna chat, just say so... what for tell me to go
sleep, and feeling unhappy in the end?
gal: since when i'm unhappy?
guy: isn't this unhappy? ok ok, i won't sleep the next time, will that
do?
gal: what's the point? i want you to chat with me willingly, and not
because afraid that i will be unhappy...

*In the end, guy spends another 15minutes comforting gal, actual sleep
time is 11.40pm, plus the earlier argument, he did not have a good
sleep. What worse is the gal may argue with the same thing again the
next day.*

Good example
============
gal (sounding out): you feeling sleepy?
guy (tired vocal, but sound interested) : abit, tired from work. but
you have not finished talking, carry on, i will be listening.
gal (felt consoled): orh, but since you are tired, go and sleep then
(still sounding out) never fall into the trap and hang up the phone
guy: there's no afternoon break today, indeed more tiring. how abt i
give u a call tomorrow morning. let's chat awhile more ok? (tells the
reason, and offer make up measure)
gal: oh ok. go and sleep now, you must be tired.
gal is willing to let guy go sleep, but guy must do a bit more than
this

guy: so what time you are going to sleep?
gal: not sure, probably a bit later.
guy: ok, but not too late, not good for health. i will be heart pain
one hor...
gal (feeling loved): ok lah...
guy: i love you the most! (even if eyes are shutting also must
remember to say this impt words, else all effort wasted)
gal: i loved you too, have a good rest! (happy till can float liao)
guy: ehmm...
gal hang up the phone

*In the end, 11.10pm. guy sleep peacefully, and probably a morning
call from gal the next day... .*

=> Conclusion 1: Female wants feeling and care. most of the time,
female's logic cannot be figure out with a reasoning mind.

=> Conclusion 2: Say a few more touching words, concerning lines, will
save you more than ¨öhr of precious time

=> Conclusion 3: When encounter the above situation, must always let
the gal hang up the phone first. Else it will be disastrous...

=> Conclusion 4: If your gf isn't like the one in the example, then
congrats to u!
Treasure her! But if otherwise, dun accuse her of being unreasonable.
what she
wants is very simple..
"

So how?? Do u find it familiar?? Are u the one who always did something like the bad example??? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...dont tell me that all of u are practicing the good example and i'm the only one who does the bad example!!! I know i am the bad guy...sian..never good at coaxing girls...never good at chasing girls...never good at sweet talk to girls...NEVER!!!! Thats me..;)

To compensate for not taking the menu of my lunch...I'll should put my ugly photos up. Found that my face is super mole-dy!!!



Simply love my hair cut now..keke;P

Ai..the only things that i am happy about is that my test was rather successful and so i should continue to test it. Xiao mei...u should be happy...coz your investment will soon be on track..;)

On Course...

Arhhhh...hate to go courses...so boring and so tiring...i'm a total shack person after the course..worst than working...its like all my strength has been drained off...wobbly like tofu now..;(

Worst of all, my very 1st course was conducted by our HR colleague J. The one that always like to say "colleagues". And today found out that she likes to use another word though i dont understand what does it means, "choke choke". Remember VY told me that she always use "colleagues" sound like china man using "同志". keke
Even new stuff colleague N also always tease her using that word. She is definitely famous for the word she used rather than the person itself. haha
Tomorrow still got another half day...lucky half day only. Aiya..still got to do this assignment...ai...dont know want to do or not..or just act blur..haha

Yeah..lunch retreat at breeks in taka 2morrow. But breeks? Ah girl told me not nice, though i tried it like a few years back when they have one branch at wisma which is not bad. Anyway, dont know if it is for farewell to colleague AK or secretary week?? Ah..dont care lah..just go there eat. Will try to take photos. Look out for my lunch menu photo 2morrow bah. ;)

Hey, how come only got xiaomei leave me comments?? So poor thing, only xiaomei read my blog. Hmm..cant blame people lah...who wants to read my rubbish..keke.
Wah..xiaomei u got many weapons loh, full battle order somemore. How come your half battle order is without foundation?? Thought that was the most basic thingy to have??
Okie..just tell me what did u put on everyday?? Err..things like fake eye lashes u can tell me personally if u dont want to reveal to others. wahhaha. Hmm..or u got things like push up bra, super high heel shoe with triple layer sole to make u look taller?? ;P

Super tired!! @_@"
Gotta go bath and mum mum le....

orh yah..da jie..my test like not that bad...2morrow will give me a clearer result. Tell u 2morrow :)


你最后那一眼 烙在我的脑海
一千个夜也不能把最爱偷回来

Fate....

Seems like there is alot of things that i wanted to write about...but always slip my mind..;(
And the inspiration to write is always when i am working..haha...always can't remember what i want to write when i am at home...sitting there blankly and lost of words...even if i start to write..i dont even understand my own sentences when i read it...keke

Come to think of it, fate do exist. At least this is what i believe. One good example is my two sis. If I dont go for the very last trip to KL, I would never get to know my da jie and xiaomei. If I dont know my da jie, I would never join in on monday badminton session. If I dont join in on monday badminton session, I wont get to know so much more people, wont improve on my badminton skill, stamina wont be so good now. If I dont know my xiaomei, I would never know that there are really such cunning little creature hidden under a innocent sheep skin in this world!!! Never would I know "women are ruthless" is actually true...wahahhaa...okie okie..she isnt that bad...she is actually very sweet and witty..without all this..I wont have surprises and spices add to my working life. So do u believe in fate?

Talking about this 死 xiaomei, yesterday ask me to call this 63331211 (till now i still can remember this number clearly, usually I dont pick up numbers easily), got a shock at first. There was this "sexy" voice woman starting to talk. "嗨﹐你好。。。我是。。" Cant really remember the exact content. Initially I wanted to hang off, but my heart tell me that xiaomei wont sabo me, so i decided to continue listening. Luckily I read the newspaper over the weekend, and soon I figure out that this was actually the aids campaign. Trying to make fun of me ah xiao mei?? Haha. She must be disappointed that I know.keke. This is what i call 秀才不出門能知天下事.

Hey, dont know who they actually hired to record this. But it is not appealing and definitely not sexy at all. Should have ask my xiaomei to go lah...i'm sure she can do better...haha
Err...another suggestion...how come they didnt prompt for language choice...eg. press 1 for english and 2 for chinese. Who the hell know what they are talking about if it was an english potatoes or caucasian who called in?? Surprisingly the line is pretty busy and most of the time engaged. Wonder if there are alot of callers hogging the line just to listen to the disgusting sound or only a limited line is available.

Aiya this xiaomei ah..her theory always is to look 美美 everyday...how much did u spend on making yourself 美美 everyday?? And how much did u spend to make yourself 美美?? Hmm..lets say..1 hr a day(thats consider short for a lady, some even go to the extend of 2 hrs?), 365 days a year will take 365 hrs!! Woo..amazing ah?? And thats the minimum i think.

Hey..da jie...those features in my blog one are not necessary pretty girls hor. I not bias against non pretty girls loh. However, pretty girls will have the advantage..haha...joking...i'm not racist(but always joke about black), not sexist(but my blog mainly describing on woman)...whahaa..life is so contradicting isnt it??


A genius and a retarded is just one line apart. The good and bad are just 1 line apart too. Sometimes just wondering if I should act silly and stupid or should I start being a bad guy. Guess i'm bad in nature since i have such thoughts. Whats the point of being a good guy and die earlier without enjoying life? (theoretically, good guy always die 1st, only in show, bad guy die 1st)

During lunch time, my devoted buddhism colleague C was talking about this 五戒.
不殺生 (dont kill)
不飲酒 (dont drink)
不盜竊 (dont steal)
不淫猥 (dont prostitute)
5th one cant rem...keke

Well...but my 五戒 are
不戒吃
不戒喝
不戒嫖
不戒賭
不借錢

;)

Hey...who is actually reading my blog except my da jie and xiao mei?? Dont mind leave some comments, so I know that there are actually nobody else reading? haha
Xiao mei..give me your bloggy..i want to read also..:P


我只不过想唱歌给你听 用尽我全力
一首歌 只是希望能够让你动心
我只不过想唱歌给你听 就算没反应
没关系 我会唱完这最后一句

Woman....

Women are weird creatures…ermm…I’m not saying that man are normal…okie..human beings are all abnormal…

This morning on my way to work on a bus…saw this lady took out her doraemon magic pocket alike...so I took a 5sec peep into its contents(really 5 sec or less i swear)...inside got a bottle of powder and lots of other cosmetic thingy which i dont know their name(lipstick,eyebrow brusher,mascara etc??)I wonder how could she possibly bring all this stuff every day??? Sometimes I find that even carrying an empty bag would be a great hassle to me. So she started doing her make up or rather touching up?? I didnt get to see her face as I was sitting behind her...she got nice hair though...
Why woman must do make up?? I dont denied that some women look better with make up and dont be surprise that there are actually guys that put on make up as well. Especially putting on foundation. Eg. one of the FSC. I did ask ah girl before why she always need to put on make up or foundation even when we are just going somewhere nearby or just for a breakfast. Nobody is going to be able to look at her when in the car. And breakfast only took 30min to 1hr?? She say it will give woman more confidence by looking good everyday. I agreed. But I still think there are other reasons than that right? Err..like attract attention of guys? Even though its just a passerby with 3 sec of glance?? Well..yah..I do give pretty girls 3 sec of err..observation?? I think a nice pair of legs would attract more of my attention (lets say 10sec??) than a pretty face. At least it will make me turned to look at her leg again.(legs can be view from different angle and they are still legs) A pretty face that will make me turn my head? Nah..seldom..coz too many pretty women nowadays..and i'll be busy catching the next incoming one? wahahah

From their legs..u actually can know alot of things. Like complexion good or bad? Is the overall figure good? Or rather is her figure proportionate? Orh yah..talking about observing legs...u can actually have a rough guess on women age by looking at their hands. Sometimes its quite obvious. Err...if my interpretation is wrong..please dont throw eggs on me. Thanks!


(愛美是人的天性,扮美是女人的專利)
However, there are woman who are 愛美不要命!!

For one reason or another..I still prefer women with natural looks. There are women who dress simply, no make up and even have pimples on their face still looks good. Well..anyway..doing all this things on a bus just isnt appropriate to me. Seems like she wants to attract attention or maybe she is just simply vain?? Wont you find it weird using a small portable mirror and trying your best to make your whole face appear on the mirror??
Thats not the end, after finishing all the touch up, she started to comb and tied her hair. After so many pattern here and there...in my heart I thought..."okie finally finished" but NO!! After she was satisfied with hair tied up, she took the rubberband off!! Leaving her hair back to square one! Is she damn bo liao or what??

I personally think that your charisma and the way u carry yourself would attract more attention than your look alone.

Hmm..this remind me of another thing on the bus...saw this lady look so alike to my xiaomei!! But of coz she is the plumper version. Xiaomei is very petite...but she is much taller, more fleshy and has a rounder face. When I 1st saw her..I kept thinking..why is she so farmiliar..and finally i found that she resembled xiaomei. keke...Xiaomei!! I finally found your elder sister le...your younger sister is fake one...doesnt look like u at all..er..except some features..keke

Orh..yesterday forgot to mention about Jurong East Library. Went to this library in jurong east, said to be the largest library after national library close down. And all the books from national library are moved to there. Errm..the last time i went there was....eerrrr....secondary school times?? keke..so long le..i think i still have the old library card with me. Anyway there was a huge change loh(singapore is always changing lah, especially after 10 yrs?? Now still want to build 2 casino)
They have this not bad cafe and nice sofa...so had a resting and chatting session with my friend there after our badminton. Overall not bad environment, plus okie price for food and drinks. It makes me feels educated going to library though I didnt go there for the books..haha..at least i went into the library okie?? Did u?? keke

April woe continue...

Aiyo..really bad april wor..my strike rate still continue to plunge...its been consecutive 3 wks le...what happen?? suddenly so suay...yet i still have lots of confidence for last night match.

Err..anything to do with the blog?? Ever since i started it..i havent been winning..pure coincident? keke..Must kua kui kui lah...of coz got win got lose..else no excitement at all right?? (trying to be positive)

Alright..lets start afresh then. Da jie..a good 1st match win always leads to the rest of the match lost leh...it seems that this always happen to me..haha..so I always hope I wont win my 1st match that shown on tv...keke

Too much unpredictable result recently lah..somemore alot of them are very unlucky that I didnt got it..90min goal again..ai...always kill off my game last min..and those i bought didnt manage to score a goal...;(

OKie..better luck tonight!! Jia YOU!!

!!!!!

wah...today wake up earlier than i have to go to work!!!!!!!!! Saturday leh...siao bo??????????? must be crazy man...ai...my friend lah..kelong..book badminton court 8-10...got 9-11 dont want...*pengz*

So we 2 are the only siao kia (crazy fellows) who reach there at 8am to play...and slowly people coming in at 830-9am...the workers there must be thinking who is this 2 stupid idiot who came in at 8am and dont know where court 12 is!!! haha...
My friend actually manage to jio a lady from sportskaki to join us for a game! Woo...she not bad wor..can play competitive game...good..next time have kaki on wkend for game le..;)

Okie..and that makes me so tired now!!! feel like going for spa and massage...keke
Hmm...is that y ah girl feel so tired as well?? haha...crazy me...

Okie..sunday soccer match is super difficult to play...all offering not good odds and risk taken is pretty high...

Guess the only one playable is

Villareal vs Real Betis: villareal had won 8 consecutive home matches le..and real betis away game is so so only...buy villareal home win at 1.85 should a good catch..;)

Since sunday match isnt good to bet on..hopefully i won all sat's matches..:)

Oops...just got the news that sol campbell and henry is not playing for arsenal today...oops...bad news...hope they still can pull thru with the available players...*pray hard*

Good luck everyone...hope to see everyone big smile on monday..(er..think only da jie and xiao mei read my blog)...haha

No mood..

recently like not good in the mood of writing...or mayb my brain too active le..always think of wat to write in the day time...then at nite brain freeze..my brain always like that..subconsciously will think that i have done certain things due to too much thoughts..then when i am really doing the certain things..the brain closes...;(

Okie..today went to LEI Garden to eat dim sum...AK farewell lunch...wah..really 臥虎藏龍 (crouching tiger hidden dragon) ah...didnt expect such a ulu torn down building got such a grand resturant in it...was totally impress by their decoration outside..wee yee wee..
too bad didnt bring cam..aiya...else would have took it...wasted...
Anyway grand entrance would mean grand food and grand price...in the end 6 people got to come out with $30 each...wah..expensive dim sum sia...pocket burn one big hole...ai..hope 2morrow soccer will bring me luck...got full confidence this wk..:)

Err...today my xiaojie ask me not to call her xiaojie in blog...so i gotta change all her xiaojie to xiaomei instead..coz she insist that she is younger than me..by 1 month and 26 days?? Later go change loh...;)

VK told me that VY suggest me to go temple so can become good boy...say my reputation bad..alamak..really that bad meh?? I am just joking around to make everyone happy and to entertain them mah..but instead they took my jokes for real and brand me bad reputation...aii....sian...anyway...i should continue the way i am...who cares bad or good..as long as those who really know me i'm not thats enough..:)

Hmm...2morrow got badminton 8-10am at clementi with my friend!! So early...siao ah...very tired leh..guess after the game i can sleep at home till evening time and watch soccer le....okie guys..soccer preview time...

This week very exciting..coz alot of tempting match to buy..and tempting i mean good odds wor..:)


Arsenal Vs blackburn: This one mai tu liao..buy arsenal h-h at 2.05..not bad odds..though blackburn play quite well..but dont think they can hold arsenal..arsenal is a must win for this cup match..coz other competition they no chance le..

Crystal Palace vs Norwich: A battle of relegation...norwich is 3 pts behind crystal palace...both side is a must win..if norwich lose..then it probably will be relegate..and crystal palace will go all out to win coz norwich is the weakest opponent..if they cant win..then they can forget abt staying in premier league..and norwich lost 5 away consecutively...although they beat man u 2-0 at home last wk...i'll still go for crystal palace to win.

fulham vs man cit, charlton vs bolton: this 2 match would go any way..so just bet on your guts feeling..

Southamption vs aston villa: southamption is a draw king at home..though they are fighting to get off the relegation zone, but villa is not a weak team..a draw will be nice..;)

Birmingham vs portsmouth: this one also mai tu liao..portsmouth have been losing 5 consecutive game away..and birmingham holding out chelsea at 1-1 last wk show their confidence and strenght...1.83 to win not too bad..;)

Sampdoria vs palermo: Palermo a draw king away...but sampdoria is quite strong at home...given the form for both recently..a draw would be fair...i'll go for a draw at 2.89...too tempting...and u seldom get to see draw less than 3..coz the possibility of draw is high...

Atletico Madrid and Espanyol: Espanyol sucks at away and madrid are super strong at home...with 5 consecutive win...i'll go for a H-H at 2.75...too good to miss..


Thats it..good luck to everyone...to da jie especially...jia you le!!

Tired, Boring...

Today tired, bored and nothing to write...

The only thing that comes to my mind is a funny word lampoon..

There is this FSC EW who is a law graduate and u know lah..law graduate of coz ang mo very very good...like to use those chim chim monster words that we normal people wont use...dont even talk about using..I didnt even know such words exist until i look up on the dictionary...keke

He wrote this letter to dont know who (cant remember) only can remember this sentence in the letter. "He(refering to the client) called me and lampoon me..."
Haha...i just felt that although the word he use is special..but the sentence he form abit weird..it just doesnt sounds right to me and sounds very crude...lampoon sounds like hokkien lamp*...keke

Okie..gotta go catch up with my show le...;)

Beautiful day....

Arrggghh...came back from badminton so hungry le yet that stupid tin of biscuit so difficult to open...stupid tape keep cutting off itself..took 10min before i can get a bite...next time dont buy this cookies anymore!! ;(

oops..the opening doesnt suits the title....keke....it should be...

Its such a beautiful day.....lululu ;)

Happy wor...today apart from adding 2 of my colleagues to my friendster...I was surprise that there is another pretty lady added me!!! Wooo hoo...love luck increase again...gosh..like that how to win soccer?? On my way to badminton..on the mrt...errmm..dont know which station..think AMK? or mayb earlier than that...there is this cute little secondary (heard the conversation with friends talking about chemistry so i assume its secondary?) girl...keep looking at me as if she want to gobble me up...and i was thinking..what the hack? Did i look funny, weird or what?? So I did a nostril check making sure no extra long hair sticking out...check on my pants make sure zip is up...no chest hair popping out(do i have any??)..no sweaty armpit...everything looks fine...hmm..anyway I just pretend to be asleep..else pai seh leh..keke

Orh..there is one more happy news...a terminated FSC name WL suddenly called me...inviting me to his wedding high tea on May...got a shock..when did he attached?? haha...anyway I am very happy to got the news from him..especially he did a personal invitation...a moment of happiness gush from deep in my heart...long time havent got this happy feeling le...the last time was created by ah girl?? Forgotten.
Happy happy day...;)

Hmm...today bought alot of movie ticket...bought 30 shaw ticket..and 30 gv ticket..total up of 60!! But its not for me..keke...24 shaw ticket for colleague ET..so I round it off to 30..and i get to balance...16 gv ticket for colleague ET, 10 SL da jie...so i took the balance again..:)
THat stupid ticket seller guy trying to cheat our $...offering us $7.50 for gv...lucky my colleague WC went to check and order 200 to share among our dept..only $7 each...and poor guy..not only did our whole dept cancel our ordered from him..he will also kanna sue by gv since colleague WC told some gv personnel that this guy offering us $7.50...

Hmm..find something quite interesting today...
things u least expected..it will happen...
things that u expect it to happen...it wont happen...

So better keep your mind cool and dont expect for the best..so that when it happens..u will feel extreme happy...and if it doesnt...u wont feel that bad..;)

A sms from ah girl to ask me enjoy your badminton...surprised!!
Rest of the sms exchange is confidential...keke;P



不要跟我说话
不要问我爱字怎么写
我猜世界上没有人能了解

Man and Woman

Oops...havent wrote anything today yet..aiya..what to write?? Let me think let me think...let me recall what happen today...orh..got this very interesting theory from and email forwarded by AL.

It states that women knew 30000 words and man knew only 15000 words. Why is that so?? Thats because whenever a woman talks to a man, man will reply "What??" and so woman has to repeat what she previously just said.

AL: "I find that the last one is very true"
AG: "Yah..whenever talk to bryan his reply will be 'huh??'"
Me: -_-"
AL: "bryan..."
Me: "huh??"
*wahahahhaha*
Me: "U know why man knew only 15000 words?? Because when man talk to woman and when woman reply with 'huh??'...man will only say 'nothing'..they wont reply..wahahah"
*wahahhaa*

*Above conversation was not the exact words from the person.*

This is quite true to me...wonder if it applies to all men. keke

Okie..gotta go catch my ghostly serials and do abit of work out with my stupid dumb dumbell

IQ Test

Wah..so late le..yet I havent wrote anything for today. Hmm..let's see what I can remember. Well..early in the morning colleague laughing at my new hair cut...say not nice...really not nice meh?? So far like nobody say its nice...ai..bad bad april continues...;(

Okie..had an iq test...my colleagues as well

Me: 122 Precision Processor (someone who is good in identifying patterns)
AG: 115 Precision Processor
VK: 118 Precision Processor
VY: 115 Visual Mathematician (someone who is good in maths)
AO: 119 Words Warrior (someone who is good in words)
KK: 120 Visual Mathematician
EC: 133 Visual Mathematician

Try It Yourself!

Above score are rough gauge cause I can't really remember exactly whats their score.
And I cant remember the exact name for our type.

And so...

AO: "How come dont have EQ test? Mayb EQ all flunk!"
VY: "Aiyo..our mr bryan sure high score for EQ..always socialize so well!"
Me: 0.0"
AG: "Look at him..so happy now!"
VK: "wah lao..your reputation really very chao now!"
Me: *innocent look* "YUAN WANG AHhhhhhhhhhhh....like that I would die without closing my eyes (死不暝目)"


*Above conversation was not the exact words from the person.*


Ai...this proof that my theory for singaporean is correct.

They always compliments on malaysian at CJ very friendly..very nice people..unlike us singaporean...so I told them...

Not that singaporean dont want to be friendly...singaporean are all friendly at heart..but dao at appearance...if u try to be friendly to opposite sex, they will think u are interested in him/her and same sex will think u are flirty. If u try to be friendly to same sex, they will think u have motive, opposite sex will think u are homosexual. So who dares to be friendly?? U act cool I act cool...in the end both side think that the opposition is DAO...u dont want to be friend me then i also bo chup loh...thats the mentality of singaporean isnt it??

If u want to be friendly like me...then reputation will goes bad...haha
Anyway...everyone laughter is more than anything else..;)


Orh yah..today suddenly something struck my mind..and pls forgive me for my stupidity...I was wondering how to differentiate East and West?? And who the hell in this world set that CCK is in north-west??? y not south-east??? Mayb u can say that they took reference to north pole and south pole?? But who set them the name north pole and south pole?? Isnt the earth round??? So it could actually be the other way round right??????? Hmm...mayb north pole got more +ve electrons and south pole have more -ve electrons??

Mayb I am just plain stupid. Anyway...going to play awhile of games and hit my bed loh..Nite nite everyone..esp to my da jie (da jie told me better dont add in her short form name) and xiao mei..not to forget my ah girl...

Unlucky April

Here a preview of my graduation photo. This one is the left over from those we didnt choose to enlarge and frame it. Anyway got this for free. Doesn't really look nice though.





Took some passport size photo as well. Cost $21 for 6!!!!!!!!!!! That was killing people and setting up fire(direct translation from chinese)!!! And look at my hair!! This was took after the whole session which my hair was under that hat. So it look flat now. Eee..so ugly...yet my mum and sis say.."its nice..look more like korean now"..Err...orh pls..=.="





Got a new fan to my home. Redeem from singtel. Cheapo. Spend so much..and only manage to redeem this fan costing $50+ only.





Ai...i got a bad bad feeling that April is not my month. Nothing smooth since 1st of Apr. A totally opposite month compared to march. Havent been on luck. Its going to be my worst 2 wks in my soccer prediction career. Gosh..its almost 10% strike rate only. Its definitely giving me a super drop in morale. Dont know why. Have been feeling gloomy since. Although nothing bad happen yet. Think better prepare myself for something bad to happen.

Ti kong bo pi bo pi.

Waistline: 31.5 inch

也许你不会懂
从你说爱我以后
我的天空 星星都亮了
我愿变成童话里
你爱的那个天使
张开双手变成翅膀守护你

Marathon!

Had a marathon today...covered the whole orchard, bugis, sim lim, boat quay and part of china town...haha..must be crazy walking aimlessly like that...guess my life must be getting more and more bo liao...;(


This is what i have for lunch...looks yummy yah?? Taste not bad..but think standard drop abit..one of the good one have tried in clementi central.




My tea break at some cafe...I had pure hot lemon tea..only cost $1.20..cheap cheap...look at the menu on the table..pretty unique hor?




This is the shopping complex at my area...guess where is it?? :)





These are the few places that i went today...make a guess where are all these shops...keke



One of the so called famous wan tan mee shop (1st time been here, look at the newspaper cutting at the door)




Beside it is taiwan desert shop selling snowflake desert




A saloon in some place




A lego boutique in some place...wonder if anyone would remember this place..i'm sure alot of pple walk pass this before..




The cafe that i had my tea break...1st time here too..







A great view isnt it?? keke..i bet most of us wont know there is such place exist in singapore...


Hmm...the CPR msg from ah girl...isnt she being over friendly?? Dont u think so?? Or am i just being too over sensitive?? Would u send something like that to your friends??





Okie..as usual..my preview sucks big time again..haha..portsmouth won 4-2...they were pretty lucky to score the 3rd goal on the 86min...and so charlton have to pour everything up to grab the equaliser...becoz of that..portsmouth scored the 4th goal in the 90min to give them the win. sian...
Blackburn and man city won...keke...lucky me...and best is to see chelsea not winning..hate their manager...super stuck up...hope they wont win the champion league..


okie..here is the review for sunday games...

tottenham vs newcastle: Tottenham had won 4 of their last 5 home games and newcastle had draw 4 of their last 5 away games. There will be a good fight between this 2 teams...i'll go for a draw at a rate of 3.2

cagliari vs sampdoria: cagliari havent lose for their last 5 home games. sampdoria lost 2 of their last 5 away games. Italian team are always stronger at home. I'll go for Cagliari win at 2.30. Pretty good odds.

Udinese vs roma: Udinese has perform quite well at home this season and in contrast roma has done badly away. Roma have lost 3 consecutive away. If u dont mind winning small..buy udinese at 1.77.

Palermo vs messina: Palermo is strong at home and messina is weak at away. Palermo H-H at 2.9 would be a good catch.

Real Madrid vs Barcelona: This is an important match..especially to real madrid which are 9 points behind barcelon. A win is vital to keep them in the title chasing.
I'll go for a real madrid win. A small bet on A-H would be a good try.

Deportivo vs Villareal: villareal wasnt that good away and deportivo are average at home too. A close game. I would say either Deportivo win at 2.07 or a draw at 3.2.

Okie..Good luck!!

Hair Cut Day...

As usual..lack of sleep..making me a zombie today...my eyes just cant open wide today...-.-

Early in the morning when i walk into office...
AG: "paparazzi boy..got news"
Me: Immediately stop and turn to them
VY: "hey..must tell the story to paparazzi boy so he can go broadcast"
AO: "next time u must come earlier to get good news lah"
Me: =.=" (but still show the interested face)
EC: "Since when u become our broadcaster?"

Well..the story goes like this...last night my colleague WC stay late for OT...and she heard some weird noise coming from under AO's desk...and noise from the monitor of GK area...so they suspect there are some dirty things and "good brother" in our dept...keke

So I told WC
Me: "WC...did u open umbrella last night??" (1 of the method to see good bro from jian gui 10)
*everyone laugh*

Me:"your ying tang fa fei leh..next time rem to play your da bei zou when heard weird noise"
WC:" later to go use liquid paper on my forehead...hhaha"

*Above conversation was not the exact words from the person.*

Everyone asking me when i stay late...did i heard anything...but so far nothing happen even when there is one time i close all lights 1st becoz i lazy to walk to the lock door...so V came over to tell me that last time there is rumours from nbz side that there are actually pple who has seen a figure standing over their side...hmm..interesting...meng gui da sa...keke



Had a long lunch today again...went to excelor hotel to eat this dim sum buffet...9.80+++ per person...quite cheap..eat until pregnant for 2 mths....but food so so only..and dont have my fav Ji Cheong Fan...argghh...on the way back to office..i was telling my other 2 colleague VK and EC...hey..how can we be like this...come to work late...go for long lunch and go home early...hahah...gosh..got to change this habit...else will have a bad impact on me..must try to reach office in time next mon....can i???!!??

Went to have a hair cut after work...the last hair cut was like...err...??? Forget..more than 1 mth ago?? now hair like getting slower to grow long...is it becoz metalbolism rate slow down?? orh orh...old le...aiii..歲月不饒人

Anyway..this is my new hair cut...nice mah?? ;)


Front View 1

Front View 2

Tongue Sticking

side view


Okie..here comes the once a wk soccer review time(eh..as if i am the expert..havent been winning since 1st Apr wor)

Blackburn vs Southampton: Both side perform quite well recently...but still not as consistent...southampton has the league worst away record with only 1 win and 11 lost..so now we only need to decide whether to buy blackburn win 1.9 or draw at 3.07.
For me..i wont play this..if play..take blackburn win bah..since they at home..

Man City vs Liverpool: Theoretically liverpool is a stronger team..but they havent performing well on away ground..man city is a average side..however..the catching point here is..Man City lead most of the time at home during half time...so can try alittle on buying Man city to win or a H-A with odds 18 is a good try..;)

Bolton vs Fulham: Bolton is pretty strong at home...can go for a h-h or d-h. Take the risk at your own stake.

Portsmouth vs Charlton: This is a good one to buy...coz portsmouth is a draw king at home..and charlton havent been playing well recently..3 consecutive away draw...so buying a draw would be a good catch at 3.05. But the game would still go either way depending on other factors.

Fiorentina vs Juventus or AC milan vs Brescia: High chances of Juventus and AC milan winning as both are level on points at the top. A must win for both team. And overall of 48% of italian matches at half time is draw...so go for D-A for juventus and D-H for AC milan.

The rest..dont buy...not worth trying..thats all for today folks..There will be another one on sunday match...so keep a look out and cross my fingers for Sat's match...

I have all the confidence after xiao mei give me her support..but out of the sudden..my love luck went 180 deg change...got a CPR sms from ah girl..*faint*
Dont blame me if didnt win..

Tired tired tired...

As days gone by..feeling more and more tired...must be the lack of sleep these days..have been sleeping quite late..around 1am daily...almost fall asleep while doing work today...i actually could do work with my eyes half close...keke

Today treat da jie to kiliney kopitiam eat curry and toast...now then i know she like to drink kopi-o...no wonder she quite dark in complexion..keke;P
Aiyo..today xiao mei didnt join us...and i assume that she will as she always tag along to da jie...alamak..die le..she sure will be upset and suan me when see me....-.-"

Ah girl told me she feel better le...she need to come to work coz if not her colleague J wont be able to go half day leave..sometimes just feel that she is too thoughtful in some ways..and not taking herself well enough...didnt want to make any comments..scare she find me a nuisanse..keke

hmm..today must sleep early..else will really look like panda...i dont want to appear in sat's straits time headline "A Panda spotted roamming in orchard road"
But the problem now is...can i??? keke

2morrow friday le...so fast...dont know wat i am going to do on wkend also...sunday will need to go choose the graduation photo took last wkend...orh yah..another round of soccer coming..hope my luck is back...and in order to do that..my love luck must decrease then gamble luck will increase...we cant have the best of both world mah..;)

My own definition:

A Clown is someone who make a fool out of himself to make others laugh,
But a Joker is someone who make others a fool to make others laugh.

I'm a joker...;)

waistline: 31 inch!



我只能永远读着对白
读着我给你的伤害
我原谅不了我
就请你当作我已不在

Badminton Day...

Another restless day...but still better than yesterday..at least today not so sleepy..;)

Wah..today really super chocolate cake day...my boss birthday..so she bought cake to treat us...took it straight after lunch..so full!! About 1 hr later...dept call for birthday session...alamak...another chocolate cake...they call up for all april babies....and ask me to join in as belated birthday since i am the only one in march...i am damn upset...flip the whole table and make the cake fly everywhere...but everyone was laughing...coz i action action only..haha...in the end they ask me to blow candle....the cake was from some famous bukit timah LANA cake shop which open only on certain days in a week...fierce wor...but the cake really taste not bad..the middle part taste like kit kat...keke

Okie..when AG and VY about to go home...AG come talking to me in a teasing face..."today go meet jia ren ah??" *pengz* every wed must suan by her...so i reply "she is not playing today lah!"...there is one time she say something more jia lat...so i immediately cut off her "AG your kids at home need u..faster go home...haha"
VY even worst...before she go off "today go pao nui ah??" =.="
Since when my reputation become so flirty, so desperate????? Ai...think i must really keep myself in low profile and stop talking nonsense to entertain everyone...keke

Anyway..had a good game in badminton..feel that i play quite well...did most of the running..and alot of times is like 2 vs 1...coz i got to cover every corner..:0
Stamina good leh..but was panting after 5 mins..haha..and heart never slow down even if game ended...keke

Hey...da jie! who is that guy??? Anyway my personality wasnt that great as well..keke
Hmm...i think i better quit from paparazzi work le...else it will appear in my appraisal..keke
Today big boss give me the confirmation letter...and it state that due to your good past performance..we decided to blah blah blah....my appraisal havent even submitted and HR actually know my performance?? haha...

Well...ah girl called me to ask if my colleague A need the report today or can give it to them 2morrow...so i ask her to go home..dont work OT...give them 2morrow..no problem..any problem just say my name...haha...as if i really can responsible for it...keke
However..she didnt listen to me and stay for OT...in the end she not feeling well and had a headache...so nottie...and keep telling me she doesnt want to fall sick..want to go back to work 2morrow...*spank her backside* if not feeling well then go see doc loh...why force yourself to work? health always come 1st no matter wat...if 2morrow she not feeling well and still go back then must really *spank spank*

hmm..looking back at my past posting..seems like so many spelling mistake...and some even cant form a proper sentence...haha...well..sometimes my brain just cant coordinate with my hands..thinking of one thing..but type another words out...and i usually type wat comes to my mind...so there would definitely be lots of improper sentences...keke...dont care lah..this is my blog..i can rubbish whatever i want..haha
da jie still say she wish she can help me correct them all...wahahhaa :P


明知道让你离开他的世界不可能会
我还傻傻等到奇迹出现的那一天
直到那一天 你会发现
真正爱你的人独自守着伤悲

Present!

Birthday card given by boss!! Very cute hor?? The cartoon character on it look abit like her..keke





My Christmas gift from ah girl. Got 3 Roche chocolate inside..very sweet hor? keke

And all my A colleague keep asking me who give me..but i dont want to tell them..haha
So this A stole one of my chocolate to eat...;(
Anyway i replace one into it...and its from christmas 2004 till now wor...so anyone who want to steal it pls think twice...keke